Monday, March 16, 2009

Friends

I don't actually have friends on this except my Hailey. 
I wish I had more, but it's ok because I'm not too entertaining. 
Wisdom teeth hurt when coming out. 
Ick.
I absolutely hate when little kids have to get into the picture and end up ruining it.
This is Chowder.. I fell in love with him..
Me and Chowder pwn.
He cuddled with me in the mornings in St. George.

I love this little girl more than anyone in the world. She owns my heart. 

Thursday, March 12, 2009

A conversation worth keeping

K - Fine. It counts, but you're still one of two people.
T - I'll take that.
K - You know what other people were two people? Hitler and Stalin.
T - Whaaat?
K - You're like Hitler for never having tasted a plum.
T - Yeah, but that just means I'm loved and feared by loads of people.
K - And it's like you killed 80,000 Jews.
T - So. There obviously was enough to procreate.
K - Think about the next atrocity you could avoid if you just go eat a plum right now. The next genocide you cause might be irreversible, Frau Hitler.
T - But I don't have a plum.

The trip

I just saw a guy trip. He almost caught himself when he was running, but it just forestalled the inevitable.. It was like watching a tree fall.
He made himself seem like a better person than he actually was.

Library on 4th

Sketchy drug dealer sitting next to me on a couch. 
He just "smoked a guy out" and picked up his crying baby.
Meanwhile outside,  I watch boys and girls with too big of clothes smoke and play hacky sack.
The boy in the tight black jeans, white shirt, and sunglasses struts to the beat of his ipod.
He walks with his shoulders back and as tall as possible; 
almost like he's on a runway and not the sidewalk of the Salt Lake City Public Library.
Bicycle after bicycle after bicycle. 
Ten bikes ready to be stolen. Ten and a half if you count that barrel thing on the back of one. 
I should give people the benefit of a doubt and not assume they'll get stolen.
But I won't.