If I had a card company....

I've been thinking that I want a card company, but not a "happy birthday" "I love you" type of card company. I want one where I can make outrageous cards. Here's a great one...

On the front of the card there is a lady or man in a baby story holding up 2 outfits and above it, it says "I heard you were having a baby so I found you the perfect present!" 

and inside the card there is a picture of a hanger; underneath in parenthesis very small it says "jokes"