A conversation worth keeping

K - Fine. It counts, but you're still one of two people.

T - I'll take that.

K - You know what other people were two people? Hitler and Stalin.

T - Whaaat?

K - You're like Hitler for never having tasted a plum.

T - Yeah, but that just means I'm loved and feared by loads of people.

K - And it's like you killed 80,000 Jews.

T - So. There obviously was enough to procreate.

K - Think about the next atrocity you could avoid if you just go eat a plum right now. The next genocide you cause might be irreversible, Frau Hitler.

T - But I don't have a plum.